|—||Ernest Hemingway (via larmoyante)|
i love how big having a new president is
whereas in australia one morning i woke up
and the prime minister had dropped out
and his ranga bestie is now prime minister
without anyone voting
and i was like
and went to school
This made me so happy.
lmfao @ how she says it omg!!!!!
Lightning slowed down at 10,000 frames per second.
That is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen
I’m not overly fond of what follows
I want a girl to kiss my neck in the morning like this so bad.
i can totally relate to jesus because sometimes i fall asleep and when i wake up it’s three days later
My boyfriend just told me that the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is crab hence why it’s called a Krabby Patty and why Mr. Krabs is so secretive over it because he doesn’t want people to know their eating people like him and Plankton is actually a good guy.
I freAKING CANT
Me on my way to steal your noble steed
heres to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store
- don’t pretend to like me if you don’t
- don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me
- don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t
- don’t say you will do things you won’t
- don’t say you won’t do things you will
- don’t say you are sorry if you’re not