inspiredbychaos:

i love how big having a new president is

whereas in australia one morning i woke up

and the prime minister had dropped out

and his ranga bestie is now prime minister

without anyone voting

and i was like

okay

and went to school

ohyeselifresh:

itsanissanoelle:

juliocaesar:

husssel:

penis-hilton:

me

#favvideoeva

This made me so happy.

Wait..

lmfao @ how she says it omg!!!!!

consultingsuperhusbands:

devil-inher-angeleyes:

mc-lovin-7936:

Lightning slowed down at 10,000 frames per second.

That is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen

I’m not overly fond of what follows

ridic0lous:

I want a girl to kiss my neck in the morning like this so bad.

julianasayspeace:

i can totally relate to jesus because sometimes i fall asleep and when i wake up it’s three days later

courag3:

My boyfriend just told me that the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is crab hence why it’s called a Krabby Patty and why Mr. Krabs is so secretive over it because he doesn’t want people to know their eating people like him and Plankton is actually a good guy.

thedoctor8547:

itshannahgraace:

horsesornothing:

STRUTTIN’

I freAKING CANT

Me on my way to steal your noble steed

floricawild:

hollymurdoch:

I AM SCREAMING

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

realitybl0ws:

heres to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store

choc-o-late:

greatwhiteprivilege:

• don’t pretend to like me if you don’t
• don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me
• don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t
• don’t
• don’t
• don’t

• don’t say you will do things you won’t
• don’t say you won’t do things you will
• don’t say you are sorry if you’re not
• don’t
• don’t
• don’t